They call me tomahawk for a reason.

Vince Shlomi aka the shamwow guy, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. Lesson of the story. Do not trust men with headsets.

General Grant

He's well on his way... almost done. this is like mosaic mode btw the finished producted wont be like this

You are all cordially invited...

To see this movie with me

Alley Cat Strike

Best Movie Ever

Direction Game

so im in my VW bus and im going to make a stop Borneo and im going to pick up 1 Notebook. Then im going to go to Denmark and pick up 13 Dingos and 4 more Notebooks. Next im head to Finland and get 1 Cactus when I arrive its going to be 2 'oclock. Where am i?

This This and That

July 10th

ENFP

According to myer briggs i am an ENFP

General: ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole. They want to both help (at least, their own definition of "help") and be liked and admired by other people, on bo th an individual and a humanitarian level. They are interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another.

Social/Personal Relationships: ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which can ingratiate them to the more stodgy types in spite of their unconventionality. They are outgoing, fun, and genuinely like people. As SOs/mates they are warm, affectionate (l ots of PDA), and disconcertingly spontaneous. However, attention span in relationships can be short; ENFPs are easily intrigued and distracted by new friends and acquaintances, forgetting about the older ones for long stretches at a time. Less mature ENFPs may need to feel they are the center of attention all the time, to reassure them that everyone thinks they're a wonderful and fascinating person.

ENFPs often have strong, if unconvential, convictions on various issues related to their Cosmic View. They usually try to use their social skills and contacts to persuade people gently of the rightness of these views; his sometimes results in their negle cting their nearest and dearest while flitting around trying to save the world.
Work Environment: ENFPs are pleasant, easygoing, and usually fun to work with. They come up with great ideas, and are a major asset in brainstorming sessions. Followthrough tends to be a problem, however; they tend to get bored quickly, especially if a newer, more interesting project comes along. They also tend to be procrastinators, both about meeting hard deadlines and about performing any small, uninteresting tasks that they've been assigned. ENFPs are at their most useful when working in a group w ith a J or two to take up the slack.

ENFPs hate bureaucracy, both in principle and in practice; they will always make a point of launching one of their crusades against some aspect of it.

Some other ENFP's

Set controls for the heart of the sun

Shawn Washington also did this so im going to do my own version. So heres 5 bands you probably don't listen to but you should...

5. La Rocca:

La Rocca was formed in Dublin Ireland. They are like indieish pop rock. With a pretty cool piano player.

This Life - La Rocca

4. Neutral Milk Hotel:

NMH is indie folk rock from the late 90's with uber cryptic lyrics that leave quite a bit of room for the imagination.

Holland, 1945 - Neutral Milk Hotel

3.Darker My Love:

Darker my love is wah wah disorted stack-o-goodness. If the white stripes and the singer from iron and wine had a baby that would be this band.

Summer Is Here - Darker My Love

2. Silversun Pickups:

Shoegaze is the type of music where the musicians spend just as much time fiddling with their peddles and effects as they do actually playing. Silversun pickups exemplify this. Kind of a mix between my bloody valentine and smashing pumpkins. Plus the bassist is pretty cute You just in time to become their greatest fans cuz their next album comes out april 14th.

Little Lover's So Polite-Silversun Pickups

1. Just Jack

Jack Allsopp is a solo artist from north london. Apparently hes pretty popular there. Hes almost as cool as alixx moore who is this cool creeper right here

Starz In Their Eyez - Just Jack

My Lights!

There are several reasons why I love this picture. First off you have banks who I know for a fact does not care about what is going on in the game he just doesn't want to take a picture. Then you have spencer next to him throwing up a peace sign like he is sum hella chill nor cal dude. Im not sure what taylor is doing but its still funny none the less. Then you have Julian in the background. Playing the guitar that is most likely missing a string and horribly out of tune.

On a side note:

"95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.
Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian."

Now I realize why the show John and Kate Plus 8 is so baffling and confusing. Its not the fact that they have 8 kids its the fact that an asian dude got with a white girl.

Imagine a train gently chugging away in the clouds while you listen to this song

Hello darkness my old friend

Yeah for my Drawing and Painting final i've decided to make a pictue of Ulysses S. Grant except he would be a tree. yeah its going to be amazing you don't even know. its going to look something allong the lines of this. I did this last semester haha. I call it the "Annexation of Puerto Rico"

pretty much the most relaxing song ever

hey hey hey (fat albert voice)

Yeah this is a comic that I made for my english class haha. I still gotta photoshop it up and make is pretty. I'll post the final product.

This is not me. But it is pretty cool




This is me